four religious truths

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 15:11:25

Four Religious Truths to help us find our way through the
philosophical/theological maze of modern religions.
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
World.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 15:55:56

I heard something similar but the punch line was that Baptists do not recognize each other at the adult bookstore.